Friday, October 23, 2015

Yes, this nonsense has to stop

President Peter Mutharika needs to have a candid talk with his communication team. It is obvious that the team misled him if the anger he displayed at the press briefing last week is anything to go by. I do not see anything wrong in asking the President to explain why Malawi had such a big entourage at the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA). I do not see political witch-hunting, either. Gerald Viola should have known better than fanning APM’s anger with his ridiculous statements about the media.

Taxpayers have every right to ask for a report on how their money was spent. Even if Malawi had sent only six people to UNGA, Malawians would be right to ask how their hard earned money was spent on those six people.

At that press briefing, Mr President you were not talking to the media, but to Malawians through the media, let us be clear here. You were expected to give Malawians your report about the trip to UNGA, to which they sent.
Talking to them in such condescending manner was unwarranted. Mr. President, you were basically biting the hand that feeds you. All you needed to do was explain in a calm, coherent and clear manner. Your anger did not help to clear the matter.

Is it possible if may ask, that everyone who went to the UNGA produces a report of whatever plenary session they attended, which should include what the plenary was about?

Trust me Mr. President, most of those who went with you would not scribble a paragraph, because well, they did not attend the meeting.
It is not ‘nonsense’ when Malawians who fund your travels ask for a report, they have every right to do so.
And this ‘nonsense’ of employing praise and worship people as your communication team has to stop, too. I mean, we all know that Viola is a DPP stalwart, but he did not need to bring up the name of a dead president in the conversation. Hearing Viola speak passionately about former president, the late Bingu wa Mutharika in his introductory remarks, one would be forgiven if for once they thought Viola was a DPP regional governor. I believe that position requires the occupant to be your spokesperson as the country’s President and not the president of the party.
You see, Mr President, Viola only demonstrated to you that he cannot handle crisis. If it were me, I would start thinking otherwise. Tough times lie ahead, will Viola stand the heat? I do see him losing himself and in the end making you also lose yourself. Malawians are watching. It would be wise to stop talking to them in such patronising manner. How you handle them today will definitely determine whether you will also be a one-term President like your predecessor Joyce Banda.
This ‘nonsense’ has indeed got to stop right now. Malawians deserve better.

Monday, October 5, 2015

Let’s embrace cultural, linguistic diversity

Last week as I was coming from a friend’s wedding at Comesa Hall at Trade Fair in Blantyre, I was booed, threatened and called all sorts of nasty names by a group of men. They shouted and uttered almost every unprintable word they could. I was called hule, mfiti, chitsiru, wakuba (whore, witch, fool and thief) but that’s just the few words I can write, the rest were obscene utterances.

One of the men blatantly told me that if he had a gun with him, he would have just shot me dead. Mtundu uwu ndiofunika kungowupha (this tribe should be killed). He continued: Ine kungokhala president ndikhoza kungowathamangitsa anthu amenewa. Amabowa (If I were president of this country, I would chase this tribe out of Malawi).

The only crime I committed was to speak Chitumbuka which according to these men, disgusts them. I was told when in Malawi I should be speaking Chichewa which according to them is the only true local language. I was  told that Tumbukas are foreigners in Blantyre hence they ought not to speak their “foreign” language while in Blantyre. These people were eavesdropping in a conversation which I had with a colleague also from the north.

I never bothered to ask them what wrong I had done neither what wrong did  “this tribe” do to them—doing so was going to be futile as my voice could not have been heard over their loud voices. I chose not to dignify their hate with a response. I simply walked on but terrified.

This scenario made me realise that we still have many Malawians who are yet to embrace cultural and linguistic diversity that exists in our country. Many Malawians do not realise that people have a right to express themselves freely. If one thinks they can express themselves better in Chiyao, so be it. No one should be gagged.

I am a staunch believer in language being part of one’s identity. Those who know me know that I am not someone who would feel ashamed of speaking Chichewa, Chitumbuka and a bit of Chitonga. We are able to identify ourselves with one another either through our shared cultural beliefs and language. I have always insisted in preservation of our languages and what a better way to do that than speaking them? We definitely cannot preserve our language only on paper—that’s doomed.

Linguist Ken Hale talks of the importance of cultural and linguistic diversity. He says because of historical events and human migrations the maintenance of the languages of the various ethnic and cultural groups is critical for the preservation of our cultural heritage and identity. The loss of language means the loss of culture and identity.


I would hate to see my language die because of the dominance of one language as the bullies wish. We need to accept that we have a multilingual society. We cannot expect everyone to speak our language. Let’s respect one another and respect other people’s cultures and beliefs. Remember there is no one who is more Malawian than the other, we are all Malawians. 

Bushiri is an unnecessary distraction

News flash: Prophet Shepherd Bushiri, Major One, Papa is in town. The Major one landed at Kamuzu International Airport (KIA) in Lilongwe on Thursday to an elated crowd of people, mostly his followers—we cannot completely rule out, though, some curious on-lookers and those who simply wanted to ascertain that the Major One indeed flew on his own aircraft.
Bushiri has earned himself the ‘man of the moment’ title, thanks to the ‘capturing’ sermon and a reincarnation of one of the famous Biblical miracles—Jesus walking on water. But he was sensitive enough not to let people confuse him with Jesus, so he chose to walk in air.
The social media is buzzing with talk about the “go deeper” famed prophet. He is being talked about in pubs, minibuses and homes too, of course, not for the good reasons, but because of the suspicious miracles and his flamboyance.
I have no problem with those who cheer or jeer at the self-acclaimed man of God—they are within their right. However, my problem with the whole Bushiri hullabaloo is that it is distracting us from discussing and debating issues of national importance.
Spending our time and energy debating Bushiri’s “miracles” only makes our leaders grin knowing that we are spending less time and energy scrutinising them and that we have practically given them a free pass. We shouldn’t let Bushiri distract us.
Before us is a whooping 2.8 million Malawians—from 25 of the 28 districts—facing starvation this year. Government, as usual, has sounded an SOS to donors and well-wishers to assist in whatever form to feed the many households facing hunger. 

And while we are dead worried about the welfare of Malawians who are going to bed on empty stomach and many other problems, our President and his larger-than-life entourage to the UN summit are on a shopping spree—we all know how most government officials never attend such meetings. It is a chance for them to hit the shops and might only show up at the meeting to sign some legal document that they have not even read nor understand and groan about it later when they are asked to abide by the contents of the document.

It is because we have shifted our attention from this that our President thought he could sneak out the purported large entourage to the UN. He probably thought we won’t notice because we are so caught up in triviality such as the Bushiri talk.
We have a kwacha which has taken a downward spiral that it may not be wrong to say that it is falling faster than the speed of light. Our leadership is failing to provide direction on how it intends to arrest the situation. Meanwhile, we are left holding the baby.
Our service providers, who have proved to be a persistent thorn in our flesh, continue snoring while on the job. In fact, everywhere you turn there is trouble. The big fish in Cashgate is somewhere somersaulting in some cool waters and laughing at us for thinking that what we have at Mikuyu Prison is the biggest catch.
I used to hold our civil society organisations (CSOs) in high-esteem, but both you and I know well that our CSOs are so reactionary that most important issues slip through their fingers. The few that have not joined government rank and file are simply watching.